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Homer Simpsno's funniest quotes

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Homer - "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things!"

Homer - ‎"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel."

Homer-"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!"

Homer - "Operator! Give me the number for 911!!"

Homer - "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"

Doctor-"This is a simple lie detector, we will ask you some yes or no questions and you should answer truthfully. The lie detector will blow up if you lie, do you understand?".
Homer-"Yes". BANG!

“Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”

Homer - "Please don't eat me, I got a wife and them! "

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Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
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